I'm Madelene
I'm a 21 year old science student from Melbourne Australia. This blog is mostly funnies, some pretty people, tattoos, pretty things and the occasional selfies and serious post from yours truly.

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spookyerotics:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

summerstinanesthesia:

shadowrat420:

jackthemother:

lydieslittlefamily:

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

Omg this

This this a million times this

A few points from a male perspective on this. 1, if this is how you truly feel, act that way in the bar/club/social gathering. That means dont pay attention to the duche that makes cat calls, and thinks a few drinks is the admission cost to your panties, try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy. 2, if your with a man that treats you that way, DUMP HIM, 3, once you dump the loser, go on a date with the “like a brother” thats always there for you. Hes probably just waiting for you to realize hes worth a chance, but doesnt want to pressure you about it. Yall bitch about being treated like a piece of meat, untill you hit the bar and expect every man in there to buy you drinks cause you wiggled your ass. Make up your minds, and men will act accordingly. If shivery is dead, its because women killed it.

What’s your advice for gay women who want to dress like that but don’t want to get creeped on by men? Do I also have an obligation to flirt with shy men who only seem creepy because of my biases? Do I have to have sex with friendzoned guys even though I’m gay? So I can wear sexy things in public without attracting unwanted male attention?

"A few points from a male perspective""Try the creepy guy in the corner" "Try the nice guy""Women killed shivery"

it’s CHIVALRY
sorry hun, I am looking for a man who can spell lmao

spookyerotics:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

summerstinanesthesia:

shadowrat420:

jackthemother:

lydieslittlefamily:

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

Omg this

This this a million times this

A few points from a male perspective on this. 1, if this is how you truly feel, act that way in the bar/club/social gathering. That means dont pay attention to the duche that makes cat calls, and thinks a few drinks is the admission cost to your panties, try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy. 2, if your with a man that treats you that way, DUMP HIM, 3, once you dump the loser, go on a date with the “like a brother” thats always there for you. Hes probably just waiting for you to realize hes worth a chance, but doesnt want to pressure you about it.
Yall bitch about being treated like a piece of meat, untill you hit the bar and expect every man in there to buy you drinks cause you wiggled your ass. Make up your minds, and men will act accordingly.
If shivery is dead, its because women killed it.

What’s your advice for gay women who want to dress like that but don’t want to get creeped on by men? Do I also have an obligation to flirt with shy men who only seem creepy because of my biases? Do I have to have sex with friendzoned guys even though I’m gay? So I can wear sexy things in public without attracting unwanted male attention?

"A few points from a male perspective"
"Try the creepy guy in the corner"
"Try the nice guy"
"Women killed shivery"

it’s CHIVALRY

sorry hun, I am looking for a man who can spell lmao

(via damn-funny)

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fuckyeahbrandnewlyrics:

poppunkfunk:

Almost 10k notes ^.^ Please please don’t remove my credit. It is impolite and makes me sad :c I follow back hehe


This is awesome.

fuckyeahbrandnewlyrics:

poppunkfunk:

Almost 10k notes ^.^ Please please don’t remove my credit. It is impolite and makes me sad :c I follow back hehe

This is awesome.

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fabulosax:

mea-aloha:

surfursparadise:

eastcoastcollegekid:

Take me here

Venice will be my next destination 

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen holy shit i can’t stop watching it 

i wanna go so bad 

fabulosax:

mea-aloha:

surfursparadise:

eastcoastcollegekid:

Take me here

Venice will be my next destination 

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen holy shit i can’t stop watching it 

i wanna go so bad 

(Source: flyngdream, via hi-ifindyouattractive)

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19 hours ago
katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

(via hi-ifindyouattractive)

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of-mice-and-semen:


when I turn 23 and if this isn’t my birthday cake, then people are going to have legit reasons to hate me at 23

of-mice-and-semen:

when I turn 23 and if this isn’t my birthday cake, then people are going to have legit reasons to hate me at 23

(Source: kosherthoughts, via warmbananabread)

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1 day ago
pokemonpaul:

Literally me when I wake up 

pokemonpaul:

Literally me when I wake up 

(Source: xpw, via hi-ifindyouattractive)

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